Yard art needs to be cool and I need a yard. Everyone needs a giant metal lion/elephant/giraffe/cow/rhino in their front yard. I bet people with yard art are very happy people. They choose to convey their fun demeanor through yard decorations. No longer will I mock a home with festive front yard statues, it has come to my attention that these people have the right idea. YARD ART IS WHERE IT IS AT.

P.S. Christine and I went to the Art festival in Memorial Park. There were interesting people and interesting things. And lines.