The Sweet Potato Queens

I just finished The Sweet Potato Queens, by Jill Connor Browne. I got the audio book last week at the library because I needed something for the road. I didn’t have anything on my hold list, so I had to browse. Browsing is something I no longer do at the library. Someone tells me about something they adored and I put it on the list. I see something that catches my eye at the book store, I write down the title, and then put it on my list. I get a Wowbrary newsletter of all the new exciting things they have, something catches my eye on this list, and then I add it to my list. All in all, the library is the best system there ever was. When it is my turn for a list item, I swing on my branch (which I adore) and pick it up and get started. If you don’t have a library card, you are missing out.

But I digress, I had to browse for a book. I was reading the backs of audio books (because I had a car ride ahead of me) and this little old lady told me The Sweet Potato Queens was a hoot and a half. So I was sold.

Although I’m not really from anywhere, I do believe I have a big streak of Southern Woman in me, so I adored this book from the start. Then when I was telling my momma about the book on the phone and I glanced at the box, I realized that the main character was the author. I had thought it was a hilarious tale of a woman from Jackson, Mississippi. Apparently Jill Connor Browne is the woman and her tales were absolutely hilarious that I had just assumed fiction. Although there is fiction in it, it is based on her and her fellow Queens. The book starts that she just knew when she was in the womb, that SHE WAS A QUEEN. Every year the Queens march in the Jackson St. Patrick’s Day parade and there are now 6,000 chapters around the world. I am enamored with the Queens and am sad to be done with their story. Jill reads the book herself, the library has a few copies, please read it and then call me to discuss your love.

Jill Connor Brown

“Do not ever give a Queen a home appliance as a gift. Period. The end. Now, an exception can be made in the event she just happens to mention in passing that she wishes she had, say, a full Viking kitchen, and then she goes out of town for a few days; and when she comes back, her entire kitchen is renovated with fabulous Viking appliances. She will be touched. On the other hand, if it is her birthday and you, all on your own, select, purchase, and present her with a Crock Pot, well, you are over.”

– Jill Conner Browne, The Sweet Potato Queen’s Book of Love

Dinner?

If am hungry, I may eat you. Food is expensive, health care and transportation are too. I can ditch a meal and eat YOU to cut costs.

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Photo by Mikhail during his Houston journey at the Natural Science Museum.

Anyone wearing an animal masks reminds me of this article from the Batt (Aggie paper) about a society of Furries. This 2005 article will start conversations for me in 2095 and if you don’t believe this, start a convo with me in 2095.

Reading lesson – Boston Massacre

The other day in my teaching certification class we had a reading specialist speak with us. It was fascinating and by far the most interesting day. The speaker shared some interesting facts, such as Texas uses third grade reading scores to determine the future number of prison cells needed. I find this fact absolutely chilling. Why third? Why not wait till high school at least? How accurate is this?

Bloom’s Taxonomy seems to be continually reappearing in all the teaching books, classes and online coursework required. The highest level is creating, when you truly understand and comprehend a lesson, you can show that understanding by creating something new. In class we were asked to read an excerpt from a textbook on the Boston Massacre and create a story line using ABC, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie or Brown Bear as the guiding text. Julie (my new class friend and groupmate) and I’s creation is below. We were incredibly proud and volunteered to read it before the class. I realize not everyone will find this as entertaining as I do, but I like it. Enjoy.

The Boston Massacre

Parliament, Parliament, what do you see?

I see angry colonists looking at me.

Angry, colonists, angry colonists, what do you see?

I see Lobsterbacks pointing guns at me.

Lobsterbacks, Lobsterbacks, what do you see?

I see Bostonians bolder than me.

Bostonians, Bostonians, what do you see?

I’m part of an angry mob throwing rocks at thee.

Angry mob, angry mob, what do you see?

I see bullets flying at me.

Bullets, bullets what do you see?

I landed in Crispus Attucks, you see.

Crispus Attucks, Crispus Attucks, what do you see?

I see I’m the first to die, but more there will be.

Others who perished, others who perished, what do you see?

I see an opportunity for Sam Adams to publicize me.

Sam Adams, Sam Adams, what do you see?

I see a cousin who has betrayed me.

John Adams, John Adams, what do you see?

I see a fair trial for these.

Redcoats, Redcoats, what do you see?

I see not guilty verdicts standing before me.

Verdicts, Verdicts, what do you see?

I see public opinion change before me.

The public, the public, what do you see?

I see a war coming, its going to be Revolutionary.

I like Giants. Especially Girl Giants.

Emily is GiantShe said ‘I like giants
Especially girl giants
Cause all girls feel too big sometimes
Regardless of their size’

When I go for a drive I like to pull off to the side
Of the road and run and jump into the ocean in my clothes
*I’m smaller than a poppyseed inside a great big bowl
And the ocean is a giant that can swallow me whole

So I swim for all salvation and I swim to save my soul
But my soul is just a whisper trapped inside a tornado
So I flip to my back and I float and I sing
I am grounded, I am humbled, I am one with everything
I am grounded, I am humbled, I am one with everything

Say I am just a speck of dust inside a giant’s eye
I am just a speck of dust inside a giant’s eye
I am just a speck of dust inside a giant’s eye
And I don’t wanna make her cry
Cause I like giants

Emily’s height reminded me of the Kimya Dawson (of Juno soundtrack fame) song, “I Like Giants.” I googled the lyrics and have found some highly entertaining videos, I do suppose that this music would inspire some interpretive dance.