me: my coworkers are talking about how there are bats trapped in the ceiling

Leah: maybe they will come out and sit on your shoulder

me: i can take up a gig as a vampire. and be in that twilight movie

Leah: new career path

me: i’ve been looking for something

Leah: and it wont cost you a cent to get there

me: i just have to find one of those bats

Leah: prick your finger, i hear they like blood