me: my coworkers are talking about how there are bats trapped in the ceiling
Leah: maybe they will come out and sit on your shoulder
me: i can take up a gig as a vampire. and be in that twilight movie
Leah: new career path
me: i’ve been looking for something
Leah: and it wont cost you a cent to get there
me: i just have to find one of those bats
Leah: prick your finger, i hear they like blood
P.S. I forgot my wallet and Leah took care of me. Without her I would not be gorging on post lunch chocolate pecans right now. Thanks roomie!
Leah: The place has like octapus and goat.
me: Gross, are you going to eat some goat?
Leah: Can’t decide between the two. Hopefully the octapus is alive and running around my plate.
me: They run?
Leah: Sure they do– marathoners I dont know, maybe?
me: Triatholon?
Leah: yeah
me: They kick butt at the swimming portion
Leah: Maybe a triatolon for sure. I bet they could definitely do the bike if one leg got tired, he’s got many more to trade out
Leah: Running too I guess for that matter. Hopefully he has the endurance for it all
me: 8 legs, what a cheat, he would win
Leah: No kidding. I will never play sports with an octapus